To celebrate Keith Olbermann’s victory over Glenn Beck in the battle for the world’s greatest douchebag, I bring you Saturday Night Live’s lampooning of Mr. Countdown. It’s a bit old, but if you haven’t seen it, it’s an absolute must. Ben Affleck actually nails it. And lucky for him, Olbermann will surely never demand Affleck debate him about the veracity of the skit.

Glenn Beck vs. Keith Olbermann: Watching either of their shows brings us uncomfortably near the absolute epitome of douchebag, but alas, when push comes to shove, only one can be the victor. Here I will discuss their individual merits and try to determine who can rightfully claim the throne in all of its douche-filled glory… But when the chips are down, we all know that it is either Keith Olbermann or Glenn Beck who will hold the crown of greatest douchebag in the history of the world.